You Can’t Stump the Trump Volume 14 (Prelude to Iowa, Part 2)

Trump will liberate Britannia confirmed
Belgium overlords on suicide watch

The second and final part of the Prelude to Iowa raises some questions:

  • Can Bill O’Reilly get back his vanilla milkshakes?
  • Will Jeb Bush’s “I Can’t Help Getting Stumped by You” become a hit single in 2016?
  • Will Ted Cruz have a mental breakdown?

> be me
> wake up in trump America
> turn on radio
> Mexico and China both annexed into the American Reich
> Bernie people protesting about how trump offended them
> trump comes out and stumps them in person
> trump loved so much term limits are removed
> trump dies
> 3 days later rises from the dead