Trump will liberate Britannia confirmed
Belgium overlords on suicide watch
The second and final part of the Prelude to Iowa raises some questions:
- Can Bill O’Reilly get back his vanilla milkshakes?
- Will Jeb Bush’s “I Can’t Help Getting Stumped by You” become a hit single in 2016?
- Will Ted Cruz have a mental breakdown?
> be me
> wake up in trump America
> turn on radio
> Mexico and China both annexed into the American Reich
> Bernie people protesting about how trump offended them
> trump comes out and stumps them in person
> trump loved so much term limits are removed
> trump dies
> 3 days later rises from the dead