Rewriting Arthurian Legends for the New Britain

The Roundtable will feature a new diverse cast. King Author will be a Caribbean-British with a heavy Birmingham accent. Sir Lancelot will be an Arabian playboy who faces mecca five times a day. Merlin will be a Jewish comedian similar to Mel Brooks as Yoda from Space Balls. Sir Galahad will be HIV positive as a signal of chastity, purity and strength. The poet Alfred Lord Tennyson will rap because the Victorians are now pushing for urbanization.

Welcome to the Post-English Britain.

Also, all the historic villains will eat copious amounts of pork and drink beer like Sir Kay.